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                1
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    return $views;
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 13:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=80591"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-80592" title="16" src="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/16.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/16.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/16-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/philly-cheesesteak-from-chilis/" target="_blank">Philly Cheesesteak From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Secret Recipes: Molten Chocolate Cake From Chili&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 13:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Ingredients: For the Cakes: 6 tablespoons unsalted butter (2 tablespoons melted, 4 tablespoons at room temperature) 1/2 [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/secret-recipes-molten-chocolate-cake-from-chilis/" target="_blank">Secret Recipes: Molten Chocolate Cake From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Ingredients:<br />
For the Cakes:<br />
6 tablespoons unsalted butter (2 tablespoons melted, 4 tablespoons at room temperature)<br />
1/2 cup natural (not Dutch-process) cocoa powder, plus more for dusting<br />
1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour<br />
1 teaspoon baking soda<br />
1/2 teaspoon baking powder<br />
1/2 teaspoon salt<br />
3 tablespoons milk<br />
1/4 cup vegetable oil<br />
1 1/3 cups sugar<br />
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract<br />
2 large eggs, at room temperature</p>
<p>For the Fillings and Toppings:<br />
• 8 ounces bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped<br />
• 1/2 cup heavy cream<br />
• 4 tablespoons unsalted butter<br />
• 1 tablespoon light corn syrup<br />
• Caramel sauce, for drizzling<br />
• 1 pint vanilla ice cream</p>
<p>Directions:<br />
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Make the cakes: Brush four 1 1/4-cup brioche molds (or use 10-ounce ramekins or jumbo muffin cups) with the 2 tablespoons melted butter. Dust the molds with cocoa powder and tap out the excess.</p>
<p>Whisk the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt in a small bowl. Bring the milk and 3/4 cup water to a simmer in a saucepan over medium heat; set aside.</p>
<p>Combine the vegetable oil, 4 tablespoons room-temperature butter and the sugar in a stand mixer and beat with the paddle attachment on medium-high speed until fluffy, about 4 minutes, scraping down the bowl and beater as needed. Add 1/2 cup cocoa powder and the vanilla; beat 1 minute on medium speed. Scrape down the bowl. Add 1 egg and beat 1 minute on medium-low speed, then add the remaining egg and beat 1 more minute.</p>
<p>With the mixer on low speed, gradually beat in the flour mixture, then the hot milk mixture. Finish mixing the batter with a rubber spatula until combined. Divide the batter evenly among the molds, filling each slightly more than three-quarters of the way.</p>
<p>Transfer the molds to a baking sheet and bake until the tops of the cakes are domed and the centers are just barely set, 25 to 30 minutes. Transfer the baking sheet to a rack; let the cakes cool until they pull away from the molds, about 30 minutes.</p>
<p>How To Assemble the Cake:<br />
Make the Filling: Microwave the chocolate, cream, butter and corn syrup in a microwave-safe bowl in 30-second intervals, stirring each time, until the chocolate starts to melt, 1 minute, 30 seconds. Let sit 3 minutes, then whisk until smooth. Reheat before using, if necessary.</p>
<p>Use the tip of a paring knife to gently loosen the cakes from the molds, then invert the cakes onto a cutting board.</p>
<p>Use the knife to cut a 1 1/2-inch circle on the top of each cake, cutting almost to the bottom.</p>
<p>Hollow out the cake with a spoon; save the scraps. Wrap the cakes with plastic wrap and microwave until steaming, 1 minute.</p>
<p>Drizzle plates with caramel, then unwrap the cakes and place on top. Pour about 3 tablespoons filling into each cake.</p>
<p>Plug the hole with a cake scrap. Save or discard any remaining scraps.</p>
<p>Top each cake with a scoop of ice cream. Spoon more chocolate sauce on top, spreading it thin so it hardens into a shell.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/secret-recipes-molten-chocolate-cake-from-chilis/" target="_blank">Secret Recipes: Molten Chocolate Cake From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Triple Dipper From Chili&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Blackened chicken sliders, loaded potato skins, and boneless Buffalo wings.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/triple-dipper-from-chilis-2/" target="_blank">Triple Dipper From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Blackened chicken sliders, loaded potato skins, and boneless Buffalo wings.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/triple-dipper-from-chilis-2/" target="_blank">Triple Dipper From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>The Quesadilla Burger From Chili&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Waitress: What would you like? Tom (A DTLG visitor): This is a bit of a stretch but [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-quesadilla-burger-from-chilis/" target="_blank">The Quesadilla Burger From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Waitress: What would you like?<br />
Tom (A DTLG visitor): This is a bit of a stretch but stay with me, I would like the Southern Smokehouse Bacon Burger, but instead of tomato, lettuce, and pickle, can I get a bacon ranch quesadilla?</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-quesadilla-burger-from-chilis/" target="_blank">The Quesadilla Burger From Chili's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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